Masturinalphobia
the fear that the guy next to you at a urinal is masturbating. this accounts for urinals, stalls, and sinks in both male and femal bathrooms. the act is usually done vigorously, loud, and with a mean finish, or quiet, calm, and discreetly.
dude: let’s stop by the house, i gotta use the bathroom.
dude2: why can’t you just go here?
dude: i have masturinalphobia…..
dude2: dude no one’s going to do anything wierd.
dude: you ever heard of peewee herman?
dude2: we’ll stop by your house.
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