Masturnating


to gain s-xual self satisfaction through the constant correction of others.

also known as nating.
person a: it’s raining cats and dogs.
person b: no it’s not, it’s raining water.
person a: dude stop masturnating.
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the act of nate aikening so much you are bad at sports, like volleyball
“man, he is really bad at volleyball today. he must have been masturnating all night long.”

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