Masturoaching
not just the act of masturbating your c-ck, but the act of masturbating your c-ck while within seconds of achieving -rg-sm, a c-ckroach swoops right over your c-ck, causing you to jump and unload all over the place.
example of masturoaching:
you: “eek…!” -moans/heavy panting-
roommate: “what!?!1one1?!”
-awkward silence-
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