masturpacing


the act of pacing the room while masturbating, often characterized by b-mping into furniture the closer you get to climax. usually done late at night by insomniacs and results in a high amount of random bruising.
“every night at like 3am we can hear his floorboards squeaking as he walks around. he must be masturpacing.”

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