Masturscaping.


to m-st-rb-t- whilst playing runescape.
talking to that girl with the rune plate body turn you on? the way she moves when she does the chicken flap makes you want her?
then why dont you try

masturscaping.
” i was talking to that boy with the abyssal whip. and when he showed me his special attack. so i just started masturscaping. “

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