masturscration


the act of scratching ones own back with a back scratching device as opposed to having someone else do it for you.
i was just using my backscratcher to scratch my back. she looked at me as if i was enganging in some filthy ritual like masturscration. it felt so good, i thought i was going to have a scratchgasm.

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