Masturtate


the act of masturbating while meditating.
when the stress of life got to be too much, jim would often masturtate to relieve the stress.
the act of masturbating while thinking of tate langdon, a character in the first season of the fx original series american horror story portrayed by evan peters, god of s-x.
ugh, hang on a sec, i need to read some violate fanfiction and masturtate to get rid of this s-xual frustration.

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