Masturthon


the process of masturbating all day long, due to a lack of anything better to do, or because you are procrastinating.
i just got in a new p-rn and decided to go on a masturthon, twas a good day.

my wife went on a marathon today, which gave me the opportunity to have a masturthon in the den with my trusty companion lupradeena.

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