masturwaiting
laying in bed, chubbed up, waiting for your roommate to go to sleep so you can pleasure yourself
“i had a louisville slugger-sized hardon last night and needed to crank one out, but my roomie was awake, watching some dumb-ss videos. i was up masturwaiting until 1:30am!”
2 more definitions
the act of masturbating while waiting for a significant other to have s-x with.
alex was masturwaiting for at least 20 minutes before james arrived.
waiting for everyone in your house to go to sleep to spare having to hear them or them hear you while masturbating.
john: why the h-ll are you so tired?
bill: my brother wouldn’t go to sleep, i was masturwaiting until like 2am for f-cks sake.
john: what the f-ck is masturwaiting?
bill: check urban dictionary f-g.
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