Maszed


the art of being royally f-cked over; especially when involving bringing dinner to hungry soldiers; usually accompanied by the phrase “f-ck, i forgot” or just the “silent” treatment b/c they know they f-cked up.
“hey sir, did you bring me my food?”
“ummm….f-ck, i forgot”
“d-mn sir, you maszed me again:

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