mat mutt
a wh-r-ish, high school aged, small town, female cheerleader that “performs” at the end of wrestling mats during a practice or compet-tion. typically these females carry extra pounds in anatomically visible places, wear heavy makeup over red facial growths, and chew gum in a repeating mouth-wide-open—mouth-close fashion.
tammy was the mat mutt captain last year — before she got pregnant.
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