MatchDotMom
a helicopter mother who continually gives out your number to random men or women in an effort to take you out of the dating pool and online mess.
daughter: “mom!!! will you stop!! i have to change my number again now cause of these old -ss creepers!!”
matchdotmom: “sweetie..this one was cute and employed!! i just want grandchildren!!”
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