Mate Guard
an insecure person characterized by his or her tendency to prevent their s-xual parter from partic-p-ting in s-x acts with others.
tom: hey bob, your girlfriend was a great f-ck last night.
bob: i’ll kill you!
tom: don’t be such a mate guard.
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