mateface


the facial expression a male gets when he sees an attractive member of the opposite s-x and wants to communicate his thoughts with his mates without the use of words…mate face
mate……mate……no more words need to be said.mate face
mateface – a term for a slag.
most often used as a joke (like calling your friends matefaces)
oi mateface!
mateface, come here

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