MaternaTaxi


when ambulance staff are called under emergency conditions to some nfs or other needy, who despite having had 9 months to arrange transport to the hospital to delivery their sprog, have entirely failed in this and had to call the big yellow taxi.
jim and i were on our way back to base for our overdue mealbreak when we copped for a maternataxi. ran 20 minutes on blue lights to some nfs who was sat on her doorstep with a suitcase.

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