Maternitized
the negative effect of maternity on a previously hot chick. a combination of the words “maternity” & “traumatized”. syptoms include abnormally large b-tt, m-ffintops, and saggy br–sts.
ted: “hey i hooked up with karen last night!”
vince: “so what? she’s been maternitized”
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