maternity leave
a period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. don’t ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.
rationaldude: maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.
feminist: what? you have something against maternity leave? you must be racist…i mean uh s-xist! you hate women! you’re a rapist! you beat your wife every night don’t you?
rationaldude: i don’t hate women and i’m not married yet…
feminist: down with men!!
rationaldude: -shakes head- whatever
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pleasuring one’s self to a novel or any form of text that doesn’t involve another person. (not to be confused with s-xting) i spotted an old man mastur-reading in the far corner of the library.
- Masturscaping.
to m-st-rb-t- whilst playing runescape. talking to that girl with the rune plate body turn you on? the way she moves when she does the chicken flap makes you want her? then why dont you try masturscaping. ” i was talking to that boy with the abyssal whip. and when he showed me his special […]
- Oppositewrong
the most opposite of being right. the wrongest of rightest. to be oppositewrong is to be the most wrong, as it is the opposite of being the most right. the sun is oppositewrong of a black hole. the sun is the most on (active in performance for a greater, lengthier, and more substancial period of […]
- outtooled
when one’s toolness is outshined by someone else’s toolness, or when one tool is overshadowed by another tool. john: ugh, i look like such a tool in that picture! carissa: that’s okay! look at kobe! total epitome of tool. be happy, for you have been outtooled.
- Onanate
m-st-rb-t-. comes from a estonian word “onaneerima”. which is one of the ways how to say m-st-rb-t-. mr. paul likes to onanate in mornings and evenings. guy 1: “wtf is taking you so long? are you onanating again?” guy 2: “how did discover that?” guy 1 : “i read alot.”