Maternity Metric System
when a pregnant woman refers to her pregnancy progress in weeks, not months.
person a: “wow, you’re pregnant! how far along are you?”
pregnant chick: “i’m 20 weeks.”
person a: “oh so 5 months?”
pregnant chick: “no, 20 weeks. it’s the maternity metric system equivalent for 5 months. but saying it in weeks makes me sound better than everyone and it confuses and annoys people.”
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