Math Goggles
one “wearing nerd goggles” becomes unable to resist a skilled mathematician. the average nerd suddenly becomes irresistibly s-xy to someone “wearing nerd goggles,” especially when he or she “talks math.”
nerd goggles get math nerds laid.
boyfriend: “why did you cheat on my with that math nerd?!? ”
girlfriend: “oh my goodness, i’m so sorry baby, i was wearing my math goggles! i dont know what came over me! he was talking math to me!”
math nerd : “dude, i got laid last night.”
dude : “how?!?!”
math nerd : “that hottie in my calculus cl-ss has nerd goggles”
dude: ((highfives the math nerd))
1. noun. when an asian dude puts his b-lls over your eyes. done typically to humiliate and confuse dim witted lovers.
chow really gaffled cindy when he hit her with the math goggles. she was picking pubic hair out her eyes for a week!
a set of wwii swiss surplus gl-ss tanker goggles that were recently discovered to increase comprehension of any type of math if worn during cl-ss.
i really couldn’t comprehend logarhythms, so i borrowed andrew’s math goggles.
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