mathamagician
someone who pulls numbers out of thin air, or makes up things involving numbers
steve decided to become a mathamagician when he decided to write down that he sold 500 toasters when he had only sold five.
a person who majors in mathematics at hogwarts.
while the more powerful wizards were studying to become aurors, james decided to become a mathamagician.
someone who figures out the most ridiculous math problem ever.
a mathlete with secret brain powers… you know… to the tenth.
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example:
atlantahoopla – “dr. grieves, i’ve been trying to figure this thing out for two weeks now and i’ve run all these spreadsheets with all these algorithms and i really haven’t gotten anywhere. what am i doing wrong?”
dr. grieves – “atlantahoopla, you’re a sh-twit. put the comma ‘here’ and not ‘there’ and run it all back through.”
atlantahoopla} – “good lord, you’re a mathamagician…”
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