Mathews, VA


the most boring place in the world. often called “outter mongolia”. “from heres” hate changing stuff, like tearing down a old abandoned house. beware if you come here you could catch redneck-didly-itis. it’s very hard to get rid of.
mathews, va is a place with a lot of hill-billies and rednecks, yet one of the prettiest places on the chesapeake bay.

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  • Pepperipples

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