Mathieu

ancient egyption mathieu means “el grande”
as in someone with a huge p-n-s, know only to immortals,
also mathieu mean the most attractive man ever
that guy has a mathieu of a p-n-s
a gorgeous male from switzerland.
he’s nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable french accent.
he speaks more than one language.
girl 1 – “omg! look, look, look, it’s mathieu!”
girl 2 – -squeal- “he is so freakin’ hot!
to mathieu is to make an incredibly lame joke and proceed laugh about it for hours on end, commenting on the principles in which make it funny. considering matthews are renowned for being funny, and french people are renowned for being anything but, the name comes from the french adaptation of aforementioned name.
“bro, did you hear what i just said? cl-ssic!”

“you totally mathieu’d that sh-t”
a name referring to outstanding male endowment. unfortunately, mathieu’s have become the target of violence to many with furious p-n-s envy. the most violent to attack mathieus are known to work in groups and forcibly remove the mathieu’s p-n-s, hence the small or absent p-n-s mathieu . a mathieu is a blessing that can become cursed, such is the nature of this jealous world.
any girl: “he’s got a mathieu in the drawers”

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news anchor: “a gang mathieud another m-ssively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that mathieu d-ck again”
the founder of the world, normally under the influnce of 2 or more drugs at a time. mathieu is a legendary t-tle only given to select people who have proven themselves in several challenges such as: defeating a montser, being able to make weapons from nothing and more.

mathieu’s have the abbilty to do things that normal people couldn’t do, such as: f-cking up the most simplest of tasks.
he’s such a mathieu, he managed to screw up his xbox by putting a metal object in it… why dose he have to f-ck with everything?
a name given to a child with a p-n-s so short, there parents contemplated having surgery to change ‘him’ into a ‘her’. usually the surgery is not undergone and the ‘son’ is left with an extremely short p-n-s, usually unable to penetrate their life partners…..which are usually men.
doctor to parents “im sorry but this is a cl-ssic mathieu case and its best if they are left a boy, the world does need diversity and we cant all be straight.”
mathieu should consider trying a little harder to make his microscopic p-n-s grow a few more inches. wait- did i say he had a p-n-s? scratch that, he needs to douche his v-g-n-. he’s a little emo f-g that needs to grow up and stop dating a billion girls at a time. mathieu is a freaking poser who’s all like “omg im so f-cking cool cuz im emo!!!!!” yeah, in your dreams buddy, you f-cking wanna-be!!! oh i forgot to add, mathieu carries disgusting bacteria in his mouth – (also known as herpes). mathieu is an angry teenage boy who’s obsessed with slipknot. people, come on, you can’t forget slipknot!! lmf– jokes!!!
mathieu: omg im sooo cool!!!!!!!! go slipknot!!!!

random person: “hey everybody, why don’t we all team up and beat the cr-p outa this stupid poser!!”

another random person: “yeah!!!!”

mathieu: “nooooo!! not my p-n-s!!!”

random person: “what p-n-s?”