Mathisoning
when a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is “mathisoning”. other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with “b-tch -ss hoes” or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.
example no. 1 =
guy #1 – “one… two.. four… thirty six…”
guy #2 – “what the f-ck are you doing man? quit mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. go squat or something”
example no. 2 =
howard – “dude what is that guy doing? that girl just slapped him across the face?” -points at a guy 30 feet away-
johnny – “i don’t know.. i guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is mathisoning.. i mean that b-tch -ss hoe really didn’t want his tube-sock in her mouth”
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