Mathochist


math + m-s-ch-st = mathochist.

used to describe math teachers who teach long, drawn out processes of solving things, when there’s clearly a shortcut. they take pleasure in watching students suffer.
jack: “god look at all this homework!”
jill: “this is gonna take me hours to finish…”
jack: “mr. v is such a mathochist.”
the deriving of pleasure, or the tendency to derive pleasure, from doing or studying mathematics.
i actually enjoy doing math, i guess you could say i’m a mathochist.
the deriving of s-xual gratification from abusing oneself with the abstract science of number, quant-ty, and sp-ce.
mark was a mathochist; he would frequently become erect after doing 12 hours of uninterrupted long division.

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