mathsturbation


1. in an attempt to prove a point, gathering and -ssembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or -ssumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or -ssumption.
he rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.

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