Matnix


someone who rages and leaves then comes back a few months later asking for forgiveness.
randomguy#1: oh hey matnix!
matnix: stfu i’m done! /quit
rangomguy#1: …
-6 months p-ss-
matnix: oh hey, can i come back..?
randomguy#1: knew you would!

matnix: i’m really sorry!!!
randomguy#1: f-g, sure.
randomguy#2: lol tacotuesday is back!

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