Matpon


someone who sucks up/absorbs the funny then destroy’s it.
someone that can ruin any funny situation, and decimate peoples laughability.
-hey you tottally have the funny man,
-thank you,
-…do i???
-no your a matpon, im sorry there is no hope for you

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