Matrix Motion
the feeling or sensation a person gets while standing in an upright position on a train between when the train is coming to a stop and when they are about to get off; the leaning movement caused by someone standing on a train as it prepares to stop; a motion made by a member of the court or judicial system that seems so bizzarre, it seems to be a statement that could only be made in the matrix and/or, makes the person talking seem like they were from or could have been to the matrix.
person 1: yo dawg, i was on the yellow line and got that matrix motion.
person 2: for real?
person 1: word.
lawyer 1: did you hear that, is that person crazy?!
lawyer 2: yeah, i heard it, he/she just made a matrix motion. we’ll see what happens next.
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