Matt Asti
b-ssist in mgmt’s touring band. seen as the most cuddly member, matt is tall, awkward, and has great hair. he can also be described using the word “kittens” as well as band mate, ben goldw-sser.
sarah: “who is the best cuddler you know?”
jane: “matt asti, duh!”
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