Matt Clark
defined as any reasonably good looking male from canada.
these people generally love gossip girl and are recognized by their stubble. they have a strange fascination with giraffes and when asked to say something random, often reply with “i’m gay.”
guy 1: hey
guy 2: (eek) stfu i’m watching gg! -rubs stubble-
guy 1: you’re such a matt clark.
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