Matt Cooke


the biggest douche to ever lace up a pair of hockey skates. plays dirty and has nearly ended the careers of multiple players with his cheap headshots and flying elbows.

pens fans love this pr-ck despite the fact that he could kill someone.
hey did you see matt cooke hit that guy last night? he gave him a concussion and almost ended his career

and this is any different than normal how…

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