matt hoffman
a person who has a irrational love of fish. a wanna-be hipster, but denies otherwise.
also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.
me: did you hear about matt hoffman?
friend: do you mean the fish guy?
me: yes, he tried debating me on what it’s like to be a hipster
friend: no way!
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