Matt In The Hat
a matt in the hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut b-tter on it, wrap it around your d-ck, jerk off with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the c-m-soaked toast.
1. ohhh, jerry, you gave mike a matt in the hat… right in front of his wife?!
2. this guy isn’t playing his position, i’m going to give him a matt in the hat!
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