Matt Moment
the act of doing or saying some thing so insanely stupid in front of a group of people that you usually cant even deny what you said. originated when a high school student did and said the stupidest things anyone has ever seen or heard of.
kid 1: yea the food at that bakery was really good.
matt: yea one time i went to a bakery and they actually sold baked goods.
kid 2: wow, matt moment.
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