Matt Nonced
to be left in a room on your own by all of your friends with one annoying person who has sh-t chat and will not let you leave the room before they have told you pointless things about their life which knowone cares about.
“no dont go in that room”
“why?”
“because we have all just left phil behind to get matt nonced with some complete t-t”
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