Matt Sanchez
an alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. matt sanchez is the fictional half-brother of new york jets quarterback mark sanchez. this is believable because noone actually wants to be related to mark sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.
guy: hey, my name is matt sanchez, brother of new york jets starting quarterback, mark sanchez
girl: he sucks monkeyb-lls, but lets f-ck anyway
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