Matt Wark
an extremely good looking, ripped male who excels in all sports known to man. matt wark is extremely muscular. he is the founder of the bodybuilding -ssociation known as “swoll patrol”.
girls are naturally drawn to his huge muscles and stunning good looks. people matt wark is often confused with: michael jordan, usain bolt, a-rod, kelly slater, danny way and chuck norris. matt wark is usually reffered to as a “s-xy beast”.
guy 1: did you see matt wark just dunk from half court?
guy 2: no he was moving to fast it was just a blurr.
girl 1: hes so muscular! i want his bod!
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