Matt Whiteman
an advanced s-x position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. the boy(s) shove the straw up their p-n-s(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. the woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. if you get your p-n-s chopped off, you are a matt whiteman.
girl: are you ready for this?
guy: yeah, i’m ready! just don’t give me a bl–dy matt whiteman!
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