Mattastic


adj. (mat-tas-tik) the state of being more than generally fantastic, and much better than great. rather like wonderfull, with a green tint and earthy smell about the person or object.
a few minutes after waking up, robb felt pretty mattastic.”
to be very good at -n-l s-x
wow that matt kid is very mattastic!

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