Mattattack


when someone constantly sleeps over after s-x. refering to ‘matt’ which means ‘eternal s-x g-d’.
cindy: bobby and i had s-x last night, but i didn’t get any sleep again because he sleptover.

loucy: oh g-d, bobby needs to stop mattattacking.

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