Matteo Zimmerman
a german name for a decent, nice, if slightly ‘ackward’ kid that you’ll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. he’ll look you up in his old yearbook because he won’t believe that you’re not a new student. you, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you’ll frequently have. be happy that you know a matteo zimmerman, because they’re awesome.
no way, matteo zimmerman, i beat you in opening my locker
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