matteophobia
clinical fear of moths
person 1: holy cr-p! look at all of these large moths swarming that light bulb! there’s like 10 million!
person 2: aaaaaahhhhhhhhh. (runs away)
person 1: what’s wrong with her?
person 3: she has matteophobia
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