matthawk
a portmanteau of the names matthew and hawkins.
teacher: “what is your project name?”
matthew and hawkins: “matthawk.”
an all around good dude named matt who has a mohawk. this haircut is not common and so hence how someone decided to give him the nickname. he’s a good homeboy to have around and his unique appearance gets him his fair share of tang, so the excessive amounts of time he spends grooming that i’m sure he won’t own up to is totally forgivable.
let’s go beer bong some mickey’s with matthawk.
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