Matthew Perry


hilarious actor who’s best known for his role as chandler in the sitcom friends, but has also starred in films alongside bruce willis, salma hayek, liz hurley, river phoenix, chris farley, neve campbell… the list goes on.
who’s the funny one in friends? oh yeah, matthew perry.
the guy on friends who had extremely violent weight fluctuations. he was pretty funny though.
wasn’t chandler skinny in the previous episode? what happened!?
a s-x god with men that n-body likes and that is a gay. some might be eager to call him a chode, p-ssy, f-ggot or queer or most likley some one that cant sing at all and is rejected by all girls. tries to act like a cool person but is not at all.
“why are you making out with men, your such a matthew perry,” said thomas, spencer and jared.

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