Matthew Popelar


a suave, good looking white man with the softest hair that only could be found atop the apalachian mountains in the nest of the great winged jakalope.
one who is into short girls with self esteem issues.
“when veronica saw the ‘matthew popelar’ she had female b-n-r!”

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