an amazing guy and a good best friend
person: get yourself a matthew scott hollifield
he is intelligent and has a big shoe and hard d**k creedance is amazing.
when you *ss has mysterious crust to it my dad has a huge scrundlebottom
really creamy dude did you sleep with him? yah, he was haowei?
- jerky sh*ts
the sh*ts you take after eating a whole bag of jerky yo bro i just ate a whole bag of jerky and i already know i’m gunna a bad case of the jerky sh*ts tomarrow