matting
an increasingly popular ‘hobbie’of w-nking oneself on webcam, usually perfomed by unbelievably selfcentered, egotistic pr-cks.
guy sitting at computer thinks: ‘i’m going to matt now cos it’s gona impress this girl so much’
1. muh ‘ah-teeing (v) : reinacting the desperate attempt for affection by someone, ideally named matt.
2. partic-p-ting in a somewhat fake conversation to see ones responses . only to reminisce on one’s stupidity, :”falling for it”.
1. “okay, the other day i was matting. and i almost p-ssed my self!”
2. “let’s meet up and mat.”
projectile vomit while running down the hall. usually followed by “don’t worry i’m ok. i just ate some bad food.”
man, did you see that guy last night? he was matting everywhere!!
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