Mattmiester
one with a lot of tattoos…who enjoys midget p-rn…and a good kick in the b-lls. mattmiesters natural envirnment is fort lauderdale. he can be seen stumbling around the fort lauderdale strip attemting to breed any given weekend night
we were walking down the strip and out it jumped from a dark alley… it was a wild mattmiester
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