Mattress Fun


(n.) s-x. originally was coined in the 1940s by american wwii soldiers.
david: you ever end up doing anything with that fine hawaiian mamma last night?

lee: spent all night having me some mattress fun.

david: you know she got with the sarge over in bravo co. last week, right?

lee: aww man! nice t-ts though.

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