mattress lap
an bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.
uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.
wow look at that!!
ya think it’s a merkin?
mebbe, but it is a she is a true mattress lap
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